KNOCKING BOOTS

Presents aren't the only thing one can find under the Christmas tree! These sexy Santas bring a little more than candy canes to the hearthside and there's certainly more than chestnuts roasting!

CHRISTMAS IN JULY

After a freezing winter up North, Santa needed to hit the beach to defrost his buns and rose his cheeks.



There's nothing like a holiday to keep St. Nick in the holiday spirit!

Merry XXX-mas!

After a night of kissing mamas, stuffing stockings and whipping bucks, Santa has made it home just in time for a little pole dancing!

Merry Christmas!

THE SUIT DOESN'T MAKE THE MAN

I imagine it must get pretty toasty in that red suit (especially with all the hearthsides Santa has been known to frequent!), but these sexy Santas bring a new meaning to snowballs and icy north poles! Barer than a bear-skinned rug, these worthy Clauses sure know how to carry around their packages!








I just hope the reindeer don't mind that they're not the only ones who are buck naked!

CHRISTMAS STORIES

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,

Each woman was hurrying to unbutton her blouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with dare,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be bare!"

There's nothing like a good XXX-mas story right before bed to make one dream of giant packages and bulging sacks ready to burst! These are some of my favorites!

















Sweet dreams! May visions of sugar plums dance in your head - at least until Santa arrives!

ON DASHER, ON DANCER, ON PRANCER AND VIXEN! ON COMET, ON CUPID, ON DONNER AND BLITZEN . . . ON FLASHER?!

WHO'S NAUGHTY, WHO'S NICE?

Judging by these images, it looks like Santa's the real naughty one! And how nice of these kind ladies to let him ease his weary load!

Maybe this is what happens when you forget to leave out milk and cookies! Santa's got an appetite!