CHRISTMAS STORIES

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,

Each woman was hurrying to unbutton her blouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with dare,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be bare!"

There's nothing like a good XXX-mas story right before bed to make one dream of giant packages and bulging sacks ready to burst! These are some of my favorites!

















Sweet dreams! May visions of sugar plums dance in your head - at least until Santa arrives!

ON DASHER, ON DANCER, ON PRANCER AND VIXEN! ON COMET, ON CUPID, ON DONNER AND BLITZEN . . . ON FLASHER?!

WHO'S NAUGHTY, WHO'S NICE?

Judging by these images, it looks like Santa's the real naughty one! And how nice of these kind ladies to let him ease his weary load!

Maybe this is what happens when you forget to leave out milk and cookies! Santa's got an appetite!

WHY DOES SANTA ALWAYS GO DOWN THE CHIMNEY?

Because it soots him!

Here's a collection of Sexy Santas with neither soot nor suit! They've traded the white beard for a little 5 o'clock shadow and they've shed the "bowlful of jelly" for a set of abs as flat as the Northern Tundra! Keep the hat, drop the red suit - and we're in for a wild sleigh ride!

SANTA BABY

R.I.P. Eartha Kitt.

JINGLE BELLES!

There's nothing like a little red velvet and some fur trim to make a girl feel like she's on top of the world. Or better yet - at the North Pole!











Naughty, nice and all the trimmings! These jingle belles are as decked as the halls!

SEASON'S BEATINGS / CANDY CANING